Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Because Pistols Are for Sissies

I challenge you to a duel - an underwear duel. I discovered today that I have 67 pairs of underwear. Jonny owns a measly 9, so I defeated him soundly. If any of you can best me, then I will cede the panty throne to you. Takers?

7 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

I have roughly 12 pairs...whoooops....make that 11...

Mark and Lori said...

i have about 25...you're crazy...

audra.marie said...

you and your panties are ridiculous. now i know what project awaits me :)

dar.fieberg said...

56. but that is just b/c i got a bunch of new to get rid of the old. so "officially" i'm doing to 32. still, way too much. :)

-dar

Elizabeth Glass-Turner said...

No idea - I just cleaned out my overflowing top drawer, which had been regurgitating underwear, old tights, slips, and solo socks for months.

Goodbye, Muppet undies - I couldn't even tell which of you were Animal and which were Kermit anymore.

I did, however, purchase some Comfy Granny Panties recently that accomodate my pregnancy belly, which has exploded in the past month.

Natalie said...

I'm thinking you've got too much time on your hands. Shouldn't you be out getting a sun tan...or maybe a job?

Emily said...

I got a job the same day I counted my undergarments. Some say the two are unrelated. I say the unemployed should start tallying their briefs.